Hey, this is quite cute =D


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower,
gifts and jewellery applications that
had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula
One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup
2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late
Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create
SnoringLoudly. wav files.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another
Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will
crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have a
limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.

You might consider additional software
to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend
Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat
Ali
6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support
=)