Saturday, August 23, 2008

For appreciation

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,.....before we sell it across to Singapore .'

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'
Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

Just for entertainment, no harm intended.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Class video

I'm posting this to push down jj's retarded videos. =D lols

kk anyway the video is done.. Lazy to upload, whoever wants it just poke me on msn..
anyway zengwei, how to pass to whoever in charge?

hang in there...

To all my friends:
You can't doubt. If you doubt, then that's it. the biggest thing is staying positive and imagining anything is possible. Because it really is...Everything you do is not going to yield immediate results. it is going to take a long time (2 mths should be enough I guess)before we see the improvement. If you stay positive, and you think anything's possible, you can do whatever you want. * phelps *

All those studying, tests and revision is like a machine tuning itself, being tinkered with, being oiled, getting prepared, obviously for the insane A levels. Once we are in the hall, sitting before the paper, we are not thinking, we are ready. *writer*

While there are days when we are " so tired, exhausted, I just want to go back to bed" we must remind ourselves:" This is the A levels, I can't be tired, I've got to get up...This is the biggest of the big" ( this is a little...aiya we try only ok Xp)

I read this article about Michael Phelps, hailed the greatest Olympian of all times because of the bag of gold medals he had won this Olympics. lol It was impressive, no doubt, but it was the spirit that made me go 'wow'... so I decided to do a little editing to the words of the olympian and the writer...hehe hope there are no copyrights involved. acknowledgements: the straits times

to all and myself, hang in there!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

印度麥可傑克森

Indian Micheal Jackson ! I laugh ten million times, ignore the subtitle if you find it irritating but this is the best version i can find.



Ok I found the English Version, the subtitle is even more lame -_-""

Monday, August 18, 2008

IMBA ESSAY -.-"









Can click on it to view it clearer... =P

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Super "early" reminder!

Please design and hand in the 10 marks (on organic chemistry) structured question TOMORROW(friday)!!!
Also, complete your linear regression assignment qns by tmr!!! no no... TONIGHT!

**CLL students: rmb bring the 3 wenbens!!! e pink book,cha guan and xsfh...

Gamsahamnida!! ^^

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

PRACTICE PAPER 2! ^^

haheho... prac ppr 2 comes after 3 and 4... ><
**note that prac ppr 3 is right below this post.
this is going to be random as in random pages and random order of qns... haha... u know la... it's SUI BIAN'S group!! so everything just "SUI BIAN LA!!!"































PRACTICE PAPER 3! ^^






































Saturday, August 9, 2008

Its National Day!

Its National Day! and if you really like the topic of Patriosm in GP, you can go do newspaper cutting today. :)








Lets drown ourselves in celebration today and enjoy the NDP on telecast while we try not to compare it with the Olympics Opening yesterday. Yes, lets give our ppl our support, although Beijing did an impressive job yesterday. :) This is my favourite 爱国歌曲, its really heartwarming. This was the theme song for NDP when I was in P4 I think...The other singapore songs are nice too, but this is the nicest. :D



Although its celebration time, pls dun forget your Prelims and the snowny-mountain-flying-fox-cum-most-precious-de-cum-life-de-line CLL test.



Yesterday we waited and waited and waited stupidly for the Singaporean team to march out without knowing the countries are lined up according to the number strokes of their first Chinese characters, except China, so 新加坡, with 13 strokes, is at the back...



And here are some goodies from the K-boxing session yesterday...






That was JJ singing. Paiseh, I dunno how to rotate the video...and more random photos..




Jiandong loves Singapore...


Ring ring¬¬¬Hello ah?!



Jun Jie: 我要谢谢我的爸爸,我的妈妈,还有在座听我喊歌的各位。。。我实在太感了。。

Practice Paper 4 Solutions

Hey all, these are the solutions for Practice Paper 4.








Thats all, and they're happy. :)


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Erm...

Heys...I got this from an email, dunno whether post here will be politically sensitive or not leh..but since everyone is talking about it right now, no harm...

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia:

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country.

Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :


Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M : But Why ?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'.You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What! why him ?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly

*Dun get the idea that I am into political affairs, coz usually I only care about My gang, My heroes..

:)

Monday, August 4, 2008

감사합니다

Hey thanks you guys for the nice bd card for me!!! ^^ love it!
Aloy:the design at e front very creative!
Guangge:though u wrote 3 words only "照耀你",it's very impactful.haha.
Xiange & Yuan:thx.I'll try my best to 快高长大!
Jackson:ya..i see e contrast.. -.-"
Zhenzi:e hand drawn wrongly le... can teach u, basic charge $10, each lesson $100 only(after discount). =)


This is the loudest bd song i have in my whole life! very 感动!>< Thank you! 감사합니다(Gamsahamnida).
though i know the main purpose is e 600 points.haheho... anyway, i just counted our total points earned is 3051 equivalent to $30.51. haha, divide by 24 each of us got one dollar plus... ...


有句肉麻的话要说,但是是心里话啦:
我爱你们!사랑해요(Saranghaeyo)! ^^
I really have alot beautiful memories with you guys! Though sometimes really cannot stand u guys. But that's why u guys are UNQIUE. haheho... =P

Something little wrote by myself, quite 俗,but hoping that we all can work hard towards our own goals and building a beautiful life of our own.


《相信》

低头 是害怕面对
沉默 是害怕言语
不敢踏前进一步 又怎能走出

回头 是学习过去
放手 是因为相信
勇于认真对待每件事 就是肯定

牵着手一起找寻
我们拥有的美好憧憬
哪怕路途有多艰辛 有多遥远

让我们一起努力
学着如何失败再站立
乐观也是一种相信 要有自信

朝着成功的目标 鼓起澎湃的精神
擦干了汗滴
再继续迈进 再继续努力

牵着手一起找寻
我们拥有的美丽风景
哪怕路途有多艰辛 有多遥远

让我们一起努力
学着如何跌倒再爬起
乐观也是一种相信 要有自信

**hope yuhou appear in my dream tonight...haheho... =P

Friday, August 1, 2008

Reminder

Week 7(practice paper 4)
Hui Ying
Jean
Zoe
Javis

**remember to complete your correlation tutorial by next monday! ^^